Friday, September 14, 2007

If they only had a heart ...

Tonight I read the Bishops With Law Degrees Statement.

I had thought about doing a somewhat serious analysis of the thing, but then I couldn't get past this statement from the first page:

"We do not want the Anglican Communion to become defined by juridical ecclesiology."

Golly. Has anyone told David Booth Beers? In fact, they go on to do just that. This document is all about "juridical ecclesiology."

I did try, though, to take notes, write things in the margin, but could not get this from the first page out of my mind:

"Our legal training and experience drives home this analytical axiom: the most important factor in any scrutiny is the correct identification and definition of the issues, together with – and this weighs just as heavily – the elimination of wrong, irrelevant, or improperly formulated issues. If the issues are identified and defined correctly, then all else can and should follow to the proper result. If they are not, a waste of effort, time, resources, and an unfortunate result will follow. Sometimes, even with the finest of goals and intentions, the result can be a disaster for justice and order. We believe that the issues that have been held up as the cause of the crisis within the Anglican Communion have been incorrectly identified. This statement is an effort to redefine the issues, and to begin a more respectful, non-polemical, conversation among faithful Anglicans who disagree over matters of grave importance and passionate concern.

The North American Churches are told that the conflict is over misbehavior: that there is an attempt to change traditional Anglican doctrines regarding human sexuality and the authority of scripture, and that these Provinces are acting by themselves without appropriate consultation with, and respect for, the Communion, therefore forcing the majority of the Provinces to take preventive, even disciplinary, action. That is not, in our opinion, a clear or definitive identification of what is going on, or of what is at stake."

That basically sums up the entire document - they want to "redefine the issues," to suit their own purposes,just as they "redefine" the scriptures and revelation to justify the actions of the Episcopal Church and everyone who disagree with them are idiots. There is no remorse, no regret, no nothing for nearly a hundred pages. The entire document is an brazen (and not very well written) attempt to justify how Fundamentally Right the Episcopal Church Is And How Definitely Wrong You Are If You Don't See Things Their Way, Dr. Williams. The Snob-o-Meter is off the scale as you read this "statement." I kid you not. And by the way, please don't show it to any Roman Catholics or Baptists either - it won't be pretty. Their air of superiority is ghastly. Not only are American Episcopalians superior, they are, in fact, Superior Anglicans, Enlightened and Educated As They Are. Didn't you know?

The Statement is filled to the brim with strawmen wrapped up in sweeping generalities that assume that, since they are so learned and obviously you are not, they rule the day for their enlightened institutionalism and redefined juridical ecclesiology. There is so much straw in this thing we think there's enough to stuff a Scarecrow. Or two.


If they only had a heart.

Read it for yourself. As you do, we present the Song of The Day (by request):



And the Old Ogden's Fire Whiskey is on the house tonight. You are going to need it by the time you are done.

SAT. UPDATE: And we are reminded in the posts what the Scarecrow was actually looking for, as opposed to this guy here who was looking for his heart. Some things we just can't make up.

Dr. Leander Harding has written - in record time - a very good and insightful analysis of the statement here.

Another interesting read comes from Bishop William Wantland (Ret.) who answered Sarah Hey call and wrote this. Read this whole thing - thanks, Sarah! Also, read Ephraim Radner' comments at StandFirm (but the pointer to both comments is found at TitusOneNine) here.

SUNDAY AM: Brad Drell has written an excellent paper on the Bishops With Law Degrees Statement. The whole thing is a must-read, not only in addressing the fatal flaws of the statement, but also as a warning of other issues it raises outside of the statement, including the rise of clericalism. Here's an excerpt:

One other interesting thought in the paper that is on the lips of just about everyone defending the actions of the Episcopal Church, and that is the younger people are going to demand the theological innovations happening now from the Episcopal Church. The problem is that younger people, including my generation, really aren’t coming the church much. The Episcopal Church is shrinking; denominations that are far more traditional in theology and on issue such as sexuality are far more in demand. More importantly, it has been Baby-Boomers and the generation immediately before them that have been demanding changes regarding women’s ordination and sexuality. Moreover, the idea that the Episcopal Church is becoming more baptismal in its ecclesiology rings hollow when the issues have surrounded who gets to wear a purple shirt or a collar. Clericalism continues to dominate the Episcopal Church and its ministry. Further, clericalism was one of the issues the confronted the retired Bishop of New Jersey and was one of the problems that led to his resignation. I suppose it is of no surprise that he does not see the issue as applicable or problematic to his postition, and the paper later claims that alternative Episcopal oversight and border crossing eat away at the Episcopacy as a symbol of unity and cites clericalism as one of our presenting issues standing in the way of Baptismal ecclesiology which, for Doss, centers to a large extent on who gets to be a cleric. However, during the struggles of the early church, border crossings were precisely how doctrinal disagreements were handled and ultimately resolved, which allowed competing theologies to preach their message, and, ultimately, one would win out. I suppose I can’t really fault the good Bishop for arguing for the value of purple shirts, since he has one. However, Baptismal ecclesiology has to center on empowering the laity for ministry including added responsibilities for governance by the laity; otherwise, it is merely a shift in power from one party to another but is otherwise clericalism, just as Nazism and Communism otherwise fit into the Orwellian Oligarchical Collectivism of the novel 1984. People can claim that there are different ideals at play, but as to the people living and working under these systems, there is no difference.

The paper does recognize the un-Christian attitude of western churches to those of the global south, yet does not propose to do anything about it but continuing dialogue. While the paper preaches humility to the West, it doesn’t ask the West to do anything about it. The next part of the paper expresses great dismay at submitting to authority to be given the Primates Meeting in the proposed Covenant but provides no alternatives for mutual accountability among the provinces of the Anglican Communion. Largely, the paper argues for a lack of accountability because it suits allowing TEC to do what it wishes, rather than any inherent overall good.

Read the whole thing here.

16 comments:

Anonymous said...

OK, I've spent a few hours going through the document. It is an amazing piece of spin. And bad writting. The good bishops want to appear like they are very level headed and careful, but the way they address the "Opponents of the North American Churches" is filled with disdain. There are plenty of value laden words to show who the good people are and who the bad people are. Just in case you were not sure.

What was amazing though, was the creation, ex nihilo, of an Anglican Constitution. Who knew we had one? But there it is. Kind of, because we don;t want to spell it out too clearly. And yet the main issue of the church is that this beloved constitution is under seige. Don't those conservatives know this unwritten document should not be changed under any circumstances?

Of course, the authors remind us later no such written thing ever existed (unlike doctrinal statements by Lambeth over the last 100 years which are available in print for all to read). What goes beyond belief is the following statement:

"Indeed another way to say this is to clarify that we want to keep our unwritten and unenforceable but long recognized and respected Anglican Constitution the way it is. We do not want to radically change it or replace it." [p. 20]

But then, "it" does not exist. It is a gcreation of the good bishops from nothing but imagination. How do you protect a figment of someone else's imagination? Oh the huamnity of it all!

I do so enjoy the irony of the bishops, writing in defense of a church that has failed to live within the boundaries of the church (Lambeth 1998, et. al.) saying that they are very happy living with an unenforceable constitution. It's a bit like a teenager not wanting anyone to set limits for them, and saying to a parent "You're not the boss of me."

And that's just the start. There is so much more in this document that is illogical, or betrays a longing for Carl Rogers to have written the Gospels, or to adopt Process Theology as our main outlook, or to do away with biblical stories except as things which "today's Christians have the authority to make and unamke through interpretation." (p. 46)

I can say this, though, for the document. It will go down in history as The TEC Folly; it will become a clear and simple way of describing exactly why TEC died.

I'd send flowers, but might send the wrong impression to those sxeld-named "legally trained members of the house." (What a pretentious name indeed! But I suppose you need a bit of pretension to create a worldwide Anglican Constitution from thin air.)

Alice C. Linsley said...

What no real Constitution? This was just a Rawlian thought experiment?

Anonymous said...

Reminds me of a roommate I once had who often complained that I kept stepping on the tail of his invisible cat.

I mean, don't you just hate it when people try to change your unwritten and unenforceable constitutions on you?

Anonymous said...

Can we add some theme music. I'd suggest MC Hammer's "Can't touch this." Works on many levels ...

Unknown said...

Done! ;-)

bb

Anonymous said...

You either want "Theological Reform" or "Constitutional Redefinition". Uh huh. It's sad - I'd assume lawyers are trained to think with precision - to draw distinctions, use precise terms, etc. But these lawyers are using that ability for spin. But at least they're honest enough to admit both sides want change (Thomas Woodward has absurdly tried in the past to maintain that *only* the reasserters want change). They don't bother to rigorously show that their changes are "reforms" (they have the gall to cite Paul from Galatians chapter 2, but evidently they skipped over ch 1:8,9).

As for redefinition- well, a teacher might allow here class significant freedom, but if they violate that implicit contract and misbehave, she may need to make changes. On pg 20,21 they totally ignore the question of whether change is warranted. They just vaguely imply that we need more 'listening'. One can err on both sides (kicking someone out for practicing yoga vs allowing Satanist priests) and they just ignore addressing this as if it were already settled.

Anonymous said...

Not being a lawyer (which of course makes anyone a second class citizen in TEC these days) and having little time for extra angst - I too was overwhelmed by this first page and the conclusion. I didn't need to read any more.
Thank you for your summary. But I also suggest in addition to your OZian reference to having a heart...Add to it: If I only had a brain!

Peace to all,

John Riebe+

Anonymous said...

Errata: re: "if they only had a heart". The graphic should be of the Tin Woodsmen.
But actually, I believe what you have is more accurate.

Anonymous said...

duh I meant 'Woodsman'. Sign me up for a brain as well.

Anonymous said...

rschllnbrg: Yourremark made me think of the Monty Python "Piranha Brothers" sketch! The unwritten Anglican Constitution is like the unwritten law. Are they going to nail our heads to the floor?
http://youtube.com/watch?v=8ZkWL-XvO0U

Unknown said...

Off to watch it straightaway.

bb

Anonymous said...

Suggestion for a parody: "the Griswold of Oz". Schori, Howe (lion), Spong (woodsman) and Vincent Warner (scarecrow) go off on a quest to meet the Oz-bishop of Canterbury (Williams).

Anonymous said...

... with Schleiermacher as the evil Warlock who lures them off the path...

Anonymous said...

Oh, oh, oh, oh, me, me, call on me please.

For the wicked witch who says "I'll get you my pretty"?

Bishop Spong.

No word yet on who will play the monkeys ...

Anonymous said...

The "Who rang that bell?!!" gatekeeper would be played by David Booth Beers.

Václav Patrik Šulik said...

Heh,

Even O.J. is whistling this tune...

http://www.breitbart.tv/html/5637.html